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i-can-hear-yur-thoughts:

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“Is jus’ yu who’s seein’ ‘im then mate. Shud get tha’ checked out ya moi’ght be goin’ batty ah don’ know never talked too a crazy befor’ ‘cept tha’ one fookin’ insane betch of a frien’ Simon ‘ad. Tha’ one w’o turned inta otha’ people ‘member ‘er? Said yur cock was tineh. Yur probably jus’ ‘igh tho’ mate. Don’ t’ink to much ‘bout et.”“

"That nutjob! She was clearly a mental case to be so wrong regarding my proportions. Why are there so many bastards drawn to this place? It’s like a wormhole of shitbag energy. No, this lil’ fucker is running around, I swear….. I’m not a crazy person!"

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nathanthemisfit started following you

consultingcriminaltobe:

I am, I guess. Jim shrugs. I poisoned the neighbors cat last week, but I didn’t even get caught for that. I’m here because the probation worker is a twit and can’t tell actual young offenders from innocent bystanders.

What did you do that for? Cats are sacred creatures in some places, they have weird cat gods that talk and shit, probably. Was he giving you trouble, this cat?

posted 1 year ago with 18 notes - via consultingcriminaltobe / © consultingcriminaltobe


i-can-hear-yur-thoughts:

“Ah can leave ya tu die if ya wonted. Ahm tryin’ ta be noice an’ ah woul’nt even think ‘bout shaggin’ ya. Ah can fin’ bettah blokes then yu.” Shaking her head at him she wrapped an arm around his waist and a hand on his, keeping him up and easy to move. Walking steadly she sighed. “Ye’ ah can’t fookin’ pick ya oop ah’d foll on ma ass an’ bring yu down wiff me. Wit’ a fookin’ stab wound ah ain’ doin’ shiet lo’ike tha’. Yu need ta keep walkin’ Mr. Lovely.” The nickname she added in a rather sarcastic tone.

"What? I’m adorable! Don’t fight your feelings, I know you’re completely in love with me." He winced as he finished the sentence, the pain getting worse. "And you’re a strong bird, you could probably run all the way with me on your shoulders, you shouldn’t sell yourself short, like that" he said, glancing down at her unimpressed face. "I think I need a bodyguard, what if the government tries to take me off for twisted experiments? Cutting me open while I’m awake and shit. Taking my eyeballs out so I can look at my mutilated carcass. It’s bound to happen sooner or later."

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{{ Oi. Nathan. }}

i-can-hear-yur-thoughts:

If I wanted to be close to you I’d just go close to you.

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I knew it!

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{{ Oi. Nathan. }}

i-can-hear-yur-thoughts:

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Are you wearing my clothes to feel close to me?

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{{ Oi. Nathan. }}

i-can-hear-yur-thoughts:

Yeah yeah yeah.

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You don’t have to beat around the bush.

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thebirdsaredying:

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“Uh… I don’t have one?”

"Just as well, it would a crime if you had to wear one. Well, literally I guess there would be a crime involved but that’s not what I meant. What are you up to?”

posted 1 year ago with 4 notes - via thebirdsaredying-deactivated201 / © thebirdsaredying-deactivated201


{{ Oi. Nathan. }}

i-can-hear-yur-thoughts:

{{ Stop with these compliments your making me all flustered and shit!

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I’m just calling it like it is, hotlips.

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thebirdsaredying:

nathanthemisfit started following you

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“Hi, I’m Ethel.”

"Helloo, Ethel. I’m Nathan. Where’s your jumpsuit?"

posted 1 year ago with 4 notes - via thebirdsaredying-deactivated201 / © thebirdsaredying-deactivated201


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